Aries
Jokes Aries
is
known
for
their
fiery
and
impulsive
personality.
Here
are
some
Aries
jokes
that
will
make
you
giggle. 1.
Why
did
the
Aries
cross
the
road
twice?
To
make
sure
they
were
still
the
boss
on
the
other
side. 2.
What
do
you
get
when
you
cross
an
Aries
with
a
bulldozer?
A
bull
in
a
china
shop
on
steroids. 3.
What
do
you
call
an
Aries
who
is
good
at
controlling
their
temper?
An
oxymoron. 4.
Why
don't
Aries
drink
coffee?
Because
it
slows
down
their
already
fast-paced
life. 5.
How
many
Aries
does
it
take
to
change
a
light
bulb?
Just
one,
because
they
will
do
it
faster
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better
than
anyone
else. 6.
Why
did
the
Aries
break
up
with
their
partner?
They
couldn't
handle
sharing
the
spotlight. 7.
What
do
you
call
an
Aries
with
a
broken
leg?
Still
an
Aries,
they
will
just
hop
around
on
one
foot. 8.
Why
did
the
Aries
reject
the
job
offer?
They
couldn't
handle
being
told
what
to
do. 9.
What
do
you
call
an
Aries
at
a
party?
The
life
of
the
party,
of
course. 10.
Why
did
the
Aries
choose
to
skydive?
Because
they
love
the
adrenaline
rush
and
the
feeling
of
being
alive. So
there
you
have
it,
some
fun
and
lighthearted
Aries
jokes
to
brighten
your
day.
Remember,
Aries
may
be
impulsive
and
fiery,
but
that's
what
makes
them
so
unique
and
interesting.